A Boatload of Memes for the Bored and the Restless

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    Dog - When you're totally relaxed and have no responsibilities to worry about THAT'S SUSPICIOUS...
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    Font - egberts minute and minute shouldn't be spelled the same spooktre im not content with this content egberts i object to that object nymph-in-the-yellow-dress I need to read what I read again kanmae-west Excuse me but there's no excuse for this wikeni Someone should wind this post up and throw it in the wind egberts.tumblr.com
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    Product - New Scientist @newscientist 5h Scientist Ghost crabs use teeth in their stomach to growl at their enemies bit.ly/210pISo New 96 2735 123 James Colley O @JamColley 5h Could you ask them to freakin not!?!?! 1 New Scientist New Scientist @newscientist Replying to @JamColley We'll see what we can do
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    Font - ladyhistory Follow Me entering any museum: man l'm so excited to learn all the things Also me: GIFT SHOP GIFT SHOP GIFT SHOP wandering-elf Follow There are two dragons inside of you. One hoards knowledge and the other hoards trinkets. They're both very excited when you bring them to a museum
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    Font - kedreeva Today the lady behind me in line at the grocery store checkout politely tapped my shoulder and when I turned around she mo- tioned toward my giant bundles of kale and asked: "what do you do with your kale? Do you cook with it, or make juice, or...?" And i admitted there in front of god and the world "oh I feed it to my peacocks." And she just looked so taken aback that I said "I'm sorry that's not the answer you were hoping for" And that's how I learned other people don't really
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    Font - archaeoloony Follow Story idea: the local Academy of Magic has an Archaeology Department. They have an ongoing feud with the Necromancy Department because necromancers keep stealing bones from the archaeological lab, and archaeologists keep interrupting necromancy rites to ask the undead about their funerary rites. The two departments also keep arguing over which one of them has the highest count of "ooops-found- an-ancient-evil-thing-and-almost-destroyed-the- world". #archaeology #fantas
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    Cartoon - Conversations with an archaeologist Human sacrifices, Horrifying deaths, Strange burial practices just think they're neat.
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    Product - Things that 9 y/o me thought are everyday dangers Bermuda triangle Quicksand Black holes Falling anvils Piranhas
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    Hat - Me leaving the thrift store wearing all the funky shit I just bought
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    Vertebrate - Men in the afterlife Hey granpa! I missed you so much. Hello son, it's so good to see you again. Women in the afterlife Where is the guy who invented fake pockets
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    Gesture - Me trying to decide which friendi should hang out with today
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    Line - Me, grabbing Me, having to everything I see in a game make space in the inventory THEGAMER
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    Food - EGG, SOY, 8 SHELLFISH PEANUTS, GLUTEN, brands_gone_bad BRANDS GONE BAD @brands_gone_bad JERRTS new! new! BEN&JERRY'S Food Allergies
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    Hairstyle - Me: I'm tired Friend: Yeah well maybe you should stop browsing memes until 3am everynight Me: tbs.com oh Jerry, you know I can't do that.
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    Font - When I die and y'all go through my search history, you'll be disappointed to find mostly just definitions for very common words that I wasn't sure I was using correctly.
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    Outerwear - Jesus sealing the deal for all hotels to have his book in the bedside drawer
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    Green - This is the ideal male body. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.
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    Muscle - Me as a sperm, beating 3 potential presidents, Nobel Prize winners and scientists so I can make memes for a small group of people online: VALLER STZ
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    Plant - when you're just a naturally distant person who requires a lot of alone time in order to function properly but your loved ones keep taking it personally I love you so much
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    Font - Anosognosiogenesis @pookleblinky Every cop show: damn, this serial killer is crafty, very smart and sneaky Every true crime podcast: despite dozens of complaints from neighbors, it took over a year for police to investigate the source of the foul odor
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    Product - before the movie starts, it's just 50 people sitting in the dark eating corn 10:27 PM - 11/21/19 · Twitter for iPhone kiracles #for a few minutes you too can experience whats its " to live in ohio
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    Face - I'm installing mods To fix the bugs? To fix the bugs, right?
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    Jaw - So,. I've spent my entire life thinking the Deep Sea Angler Fish was about the size of a Nerf football. How horrifying is it that a typical specimen is SEVEN FEET LONG?

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